( Warning: Story contains gas/very little defecating humor. If you don't like it, don't read it. )
It had been a very long day, and Sakura Haruno was just on her way home from Konoha High School. Naruto had invited her to go to the ramen shop with him, but today she refused. She didn't feel well at all, because of her upset stomach.
"Maybe it was the food I had at lunch..." she thought to herself. Maybe that sushi and milk wasn't the best combination. She held her belly, and quickened her pace as she felt her stomach grumble.
She ran home as fast as she could once she thought the wrong combination of food wanted to escape her body. She ran into the house and ran quickly upstairs without bothering to remove her shoes. She threw her books onto her bed while dashing passed her bedroom. She rushed into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, and quickly situated herself onto the toilet. Still holding her stomach, she relaxed a bit, letting out a long fart that echoed from inside the toilet, along with a load of what he ate from before. She grunted, as she uncontrollably let out more, along with a bunch of wet farts that she also could not control.
"Crap...diarrhea..." she thought miserably to herself.
She stayed in the bathroom for almost a half an hour. And by the next day, her diarrhea had stopped. But there was one thing that hadn't.
Sakura was on her way back to school, letting out a few farts every now and then. She sighed as she tightened her hold on her books.
"Ugh...I'm so gassy today..." she murmered, letting out another fart. Then she sighed again when she saw who was running toward her, wanting to walk her to school.
"Hey, Sakura-chan!!" Naruto called out excitedly as he ran up to her.
She slightly put her head down. "Hey Naruto..."
"...What's the matter?" he asked.
"Nothing...I just don't feel all that well..."
"What is it? Is it your stomach? Is it a cold?"
Sakura quickly became annoyed, but tried not to take her uncomfortable feelings out on Naruto.
"It's only my stomach. I guess I ate the wrong combination of food during lunch yesterday, so just to be on the safe side, I brought my own lunch today."
He nodded. "Oh." he had the urge to ask what she brought, but he left it alone as he could see he was beginning to annoy her.
Sakura and Naruto finally made it to school and went inside their classroom. Sakura's stomach grumbled, and she grabbed it. There were times where she could and couldn't control her farts, and this time she hoping she could control it. So she decided to hold it until they had to switch classes. An hour went by and as soon as she had that opportunity, she was the first one to hurry out of her class.
"Thank goodness..." she whispered to herself, as she got out into the hall. She sighed, letting out a few puffs of gas.
She was glad she was able to finally do this, but was ready to freak when she saw Ino Yamanaka coming her way.
"What's up forehead?" Ino asked, standing in front of her.
"Hey Ino..." Sakura murmered, and held her stomach.
The blonde haired girl stood closer to the pink haired girl. "What's with you? You don't seem like yourself."
The other shook her head. A few minutes of silence went by between them, until Sakura grunted and let out a long fart that was loud enough for atleast Ino to hear. Afterward, she sighed of relief.
Ino twitched a little. "Sakura...! Ew!!"
"S-sorry Ino...I'm just so gassy today...I can't really seem to control it."
"Ugh! Well you could've controlled that one! You forced that out!"
She smirked. "Heh...maybe I did..."
The blonde haired girl twitched again and walked away in disgust.
Sakura sighed again and moved on to her next class. Without anyone knowing, she let out a few silent farts every now and then. For more pleasure, she'd even lean to the side to release more of the gas.
Just then, she remembered something. She remembered last week, she farted by accident and Naruto heard her. But he loves her so much, he said that even her farts are sexy. It was unbelievable, but it was true.
She glanced over at her crush, who was Sasuke Uchiha.
"If Naruto thinks my gas is sexy.....could Sasuke-kun think the same thing...? she thought to herself. Then without thinking, her eyes sparkled. "There's only one way to find out!!"
After the class was over, Sakura cluelessly followed Sasuke into the men's restroom. She was so excited to try out her plan, that she forgot she was going into a different bathroom for the opposite gender.
"Hi Sasuke-kun!" she said cheerfully. It was only them in the bathroom.
"Sakura...?" the boy replied, turning around to face her. He stared at her in both an annoyed and strange way; he knew she was crazy...but crazy enough to actually come into the men's restroom?
The pink haired girl smiled, and moved closer to him.
"What's she up to...?" he thought. He raised a brow when he noticed Sakura lifted her leg a little and started to grunt. He had no clue what this girl was doing. But before he could ask...
She blushed after letting out a loud fart. It even echoed through the bathroom.
Sasuke gasped as his eyes widened and he quickly backed away until he touched the wall and was unable to go any further.
Sakura curiously tilted her head, and started walking toward him. Sasuke started to sweat, seeing he couldn't really get away from her.
"This has to work...it just has to...maybe it wasn't enough..." she thought to herself, as she felt her stomach grumble.
Just as Sasuke began to panic, the pink haired girl clasped her hands with his; and after a few moments of silence, a loud bubbly fart emitted from her, and she sighed of relief.
"I wonder if Sasuke's loving this..."
And without even thinking, the Uchiha groaned in disgust and quickly ran around Sakura and out of the bathroom. She was just left standing there with a clueless look on her face.
"I guess he doesn't like girls with gassy attitudes....." She frowned and sighed, letting out the rest of the gas that's been bouncing around in her stomach for the last hour.
Afterward, she left the bathroom.